Posts tagged perfection.
Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!
Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn
Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)
A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette
Toaster (For the Toastless)
Adam Scott’s two finest characters, Gerry and Gary, entering and leaving a room.
Sea Ghost - the Unicorns
Many things have betrayed me
Between there and here
And my memory is so, so, so fucking unclear
how can this be real
“You are different from the girls in LA. Also, you will get your period soon.”
What does getting her period have to do with the story?! And why would you put that in there to read to the entire school?????!!!!
That poor girl probably got teased the hell out of for the rest of middle school because of this.
Jesus, this is beyond fake, but also extremely extremely extremely perfect.
Somebody hold me, stat.