Title: Why Won't They Talk To Me?
Artist: Tame Impala
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Destined to be lonely old me. Whoops-a-daisy! I thought I was happy.
(via midnightcities)
Posts tagged my life.
Outfit game was so A+ today that the creepy guy at the kebab cart outside Grand Central and his weird friend asked me to come home with them and “have some babies.” Oh, wait, that was actually terrible. But still.
2 days ago on June 15, 2013 at 10:57pm
thepatformist asked: Write 10 facts about yourself and send this to 10 of your favorite followers
Aww hi Pat you’re great. I’m terrible at these things but I’ll try.
- Most pertinent, as it’s E3 time: I’m a pathetic Nintendo/Sony fangirl.
- I’m deathly afraid of clowns, knives, dentists, feet, planes, the deep end of pools, death, guns, and the dark.
- I have two scars on my knee from tripping on absolutely nothing two months ago.
- I have terrible social anxiety that feeds off my nascent hatred for people and transforms me into a generally, accidentally unfriendly and antisocial sod.
- My catchphrase is “Word up, big pup.”
- I’m terrible at remembering lyrics.
- I think Cary Grant, Adam Scott, and Jesse Eisenberg are the tops.
- I have been known to fall hard for a good, well-baked cookie.
- I fancy myself a struggling writer, minus the writing, minus the struggle.
- One time my cat got stuck in my face and it was both hilarious and horrifying and it’s one of those great stories that I almost never tell.
BOOM. Thanks for the ask. That was fun.
1 week ago on June 11, 2013 at 12:28am
i was seeing a personal trainer at the gym because i don’t know why and my dad doesn’t want to pay for it anymore (slash i would rather work out on my own anyway) so i had to “fire” her yesterday…right before our last session, awkwardly. so during the session she kept giving me passive-aggressive life advice:
“you could have all the money in the world, but you know what money can’t buy?”
“hm.”
“health. money can’t buy your health.”
“true.”
“i mean, look at steve jobs. richest guy in the world. where is he now? he’s DEAD!”
and i smiled and suppressed a laugh and in my head i thought, “if only doctors knew the sole cure to pancreatic cancer is personal training.”
1 week ago on June 06, 2013 at 05:49pm
During Finals Week I tend to send myself emails saying pretty much this. Haven’t yet moved up to leaving myself voicemails. Maybe next semester.
(via devonbanks)
one time we were talking about public vs private schools and mehnaz was very anti-private school so lauren (who had gone to private school) and i bombarded her wall with as many summer heights high public school-related gifs as possible. it was amazing.
(via jommyteelones)
