I’m watching Veronica Mars on the SOAP Network out of boredom and Paul Rudd is on it playing a rock star-type and now he’s singing and it reminds me of that time when my dad told me that he met him at a gallery show and introduced himself but couldn’t remember a single thing Paul had been in and when he told me this story I was frustrated beyond belief, much as I am right now, although now I am sexually frustrated as opposed to emotionally frustrated? Basically, I’m in love with Paul Rudd.